"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"
Kitchen Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for the kitchen master in your life? Our collection of humorous and stylish products celebrates culinary passion and love for cooking. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, find the perfect way to honor that person who rules the kitchen — with a touch of humor and a lot of personality.
A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.
This streaming TV cooking series lets you watch a year's episodes all at once, or at any pace you like. It's "season to taste"!
All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.
"Got the cookware in the divorce, huh?"
Murderous Chef
Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.
Come dine with me!
Jack of all trades
Counting ribs
A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.
Hungry child
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'
'You realize we're only having three people over...'
Benihana style of cooking.
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'
CAUTION: Creative genius at work
"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"
The dress uniform of the Catering Corps
Surprise in the salad bowl
You're the sizzle in my roast!
'Honey, I'm home - for good.'
"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."
Kiss the Commander in Chef
"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).
"I'd like to toast our guests."
'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'
Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
Hot pot
Kitchen Master Gifts Collection
Kitchen Master Mugs
Explore our kitchen master mugs collection for witty designs that turn coffee breaks into a celebration of culinary prowess.
Kitchen Master Pillows
Relax and celebrate their culinary skills with pillows that add personality and comfort to any kitchen or living space.
Kitchen Master Prints
Decorate their kitchen or favorite space with prints that highlight their love for cooking and their mastery in a creative, humorous way.
Kitchen Master T-Shirts
Discover our kitchen master t-shirts, great for showcasing their passion for cooking with humor and style.