Kitchen Master Mugs

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

Murderous Chef

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Come dine with me!

Jack of all trades

Counting ribs

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

Surprise in the salad bowl

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

Hot pot

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Onion Tears

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"