Kitchen Master Mugs

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

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All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

"Got the cookware in the divorce, huh?"

Murderous Chef

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Come dine with me!

Jack of all trades

Counting ribs

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Surprise in the salad bowl

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Hot pot