Kitchen Fitter Gifts

'Job done son, a few corners slightly out of true but the customer will never notice.'

'What makes you think my kitchen was fitted by cowboys?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Counting ribs

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Kitchen Kapers

Cake Friday!

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Ghostbasters 3

'Cooking'

The Perfect Foil

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

Witch's Brew.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Chef copy robot

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Cookery Lesson.

'Harry won't even build me a new kitchen.'