Burger Salesperson Gifts

'After 25 years you can retire on our pension, ...social security and only parttime work selling burgers.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Licensed to grill.

Nutrition-Free Diet

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Sisyphus Sawyer

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

The mission: Impossible burger.

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

'I found our eight year old sales goals, and we're almost there.'

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Burger stall at an art gallery

Big Burgers.

Big Boy Foot

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

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