Burger Battler Gifts

Big Burgers.

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

fish in a bottle...

Your Country Needs MOO!

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Spanx Tells Me No

"I never saw such overweight mice before."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Knights of the Coffee Table

'I was aiming at mama but she ducked faster than you.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

"It's a mug's game!"

"Welcome to Smart Eating Weight Loss. We've changed our menu options... have you?"

Milton applies for a job as a video game tester.

'I was like working at burger buddies and this guy was mad because his fries were like old and stuff...'

"Can you give me about 5 minutes? I'm about to beat this level!"

Builder adjusting a wall.

Getting in shape (or not)

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

Beer

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

Dust bunnies -- No matter how much you clean … they just keep going and going and going …..

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"Due to a bomb scare at Times Square, we're being held in the station. Please remain numb."