Bunker Battler Gifts

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Run, Mike, Run!

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Big Burgers.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Safe harbour

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"I hate sand traps."

A sleeping couple

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

The planned obsolescence blues

"Stupid flu season."

Builder adjusting a wall.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Getting in shape (or not)

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

"They say that once you land in that bunker, you never get out."

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

I hate this bunker!

'I hate this bunker.'

Worse bunker on the course!