Bunker Blaster Gifts

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I hate this bunker.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Big Burgers.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Safe harbour

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"You must be the demolition team."

"I hate sand traps."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

It is important that the aspiring golfer learns the meaning of certain golfing terms, so that he can understand what his fellow sportsmen are saying to him.

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'Chapter one. Don't waste your money. Don't buy useless crap like this stupid book'.

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

A hunter shoots a drone

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

"Stupid flu season."

"I wonder if we might benefit from socializing more with those who don't harbor anti-government views."

"They say that once you land in that bunker, you never get out."

Worse bunker on the course!

I hate this bunker!

'I understand you rented a limo to get here...'

"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers."

'it wasn't a trap when he first started trying to hit the ball!'

'All I can say is, if you like to try new wines and you hate to have money in your wallet, that's the perfect choice.'

"For seven years I used your rent to build our quarantine bunker."

"Not another step into this house mister, until you empty the sand from your shoes!"

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'