Bunker Buddy Gifts

'Hole in one!!!!'

'it wasn't a trap when he first started trying to hit the ball!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

God in the bunker.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'This is my mom and dad.'

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

Carrot Throwing Act