Bunker Buddy Gifts

'it wasn't a trap when he first started trying to hit the ball!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Will I lose my hare?"

Lasso

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

'Tender and Juicy.'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Sheep

Carrot Throwing Act