Bumper Buddy Gifts

You can only get hit from the rear!

You keep ducking!

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"Will I lose my hare?"

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Bumper Limos

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Big bumpers.

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

Made in Sweden.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."