Bumper Car Enthusiast Gifts

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Follow That Car!

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Made in Sweden.

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Bumper Trucks

Death chasing an old man on bumper cars.

"Here's that little runaround I promised you."

'I'm certainly not taking you out onto the Public Highway again, until you've had at least ten hours here...'

'And don't do that, or that, or that, or that, or that, or that...'

Bumper Car Police Chase.

Police and men in dodgem car, "Right then sir, let's see: dodgy brakes, dodgy lights,dodgy steering

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

Ask me about my litter! !

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"