Bumper Car Ace Gifts

"The Motor Vehicle Department had some concerns for my safety."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

Ask me about my litter! !

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

I brake for federal bailouts.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

I break for toilet paper

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Bumper Limos

Parts of an automobile

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Honk if you're holy.

Cat with bumper stickers.

Bumper Cars of Love.

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Honk If You Hate Frank. Well, it's back to my analyst about my so-called paranoia.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)