Bunker Enthusiasts Gifts

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

Safe harbour

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

God in the bunker.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

Archaeologists

"Yes, it was a bit stressful digging through all those bones, but it wasn't a cemetery, it was just the stash of an overzealous dog..."

Early Interior Designers.

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

'William and I dug up this little place just last week!'

"I completely forget why we're making him do that."

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

"This will be your office. There's a flashlight and whistle if you need to attract attention."

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

Eskimo Lego set.

Character trucks #2 Digger.

'I appreciate your concern for the natino's infrastructure, and I assure you we're doing everything we can.'

Today, our quest continues for someone who can come up with a solution for dealing with the partisan gridlock in Washington. In my day, we built bunkers ten feet underground and stocked them with tuna fish. We planned to sit out the apocalypse down there, eating tuna on crackers and playing Scrabble. Tomorrow, our quest continues ...

"Stupid flu season."

"O.K., doomer."

'Well, let's get to it. You pull one side and I'll pull the other.'

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'You're an Archeologist right? So why don't you go and dig in OUR garden for a change!'