Bricks-and-mortar Enthusiasts Gifts

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Church Restoration Fund.

Brick and Mortar

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Alexander Pope

Duck in a bathtub

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'