Brick Enthusiast Gifts

Bricklayer College Graduation.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Church Restoration Fund.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Come in, please, Hambone...I have something I'd like to bounce off you!'

Bricklayer

Hod-carrier.

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

Sales rep with heavy bag of 'Brick Company' samples.

'We exposed the bricks.'

"Love the exposed brick."

"I was just getting a brick for my loo."

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"It may be a sack of bricks to you, but to me, it's the culmination of lifetime of practice."

"I love the exposed brick."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Brick and Mortar

"Werewolves of London..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"