Bricklayer Enthusiast Gifts

Irish Bricklayer

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Brick and Mortar

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Goalie Wall.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!