Bricklayer Extraordinaire Gifts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"Werewolves of London..."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'It's a self-build.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

LEGO profits.

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Goalie Wall.

Bricklayers in goal.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Bricklayer