Bricklayer Extraordinaire Pillows

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"Werewolves of London..."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Goalie Wall.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Bricklayers in goal.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Builders bum

Bricklayer