Brilliant Brick-builder Pillows

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Children's Imagination

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Brick and Mortar

A bricklayer building a tree

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'