Brick House Builder Pillows

Three little pigs-mortgage.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Extra innings.

Brickie's Mate

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Brick Salesman

Lumber Yard. Luxury Homes! Some Assembly Required.

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

How to Build a Bungalow

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

LEGO profits.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"