Brick Builders Pillows

"Go for the bottom of the foot, dead centre."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Toys and environmental pollution

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

Extra innings.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

Brick Salesman

Timber preservation

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Busy Builders' at the Seaside

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

'It's a self-build.'

Home maintenance

The famous Walled-off salad.

Brick and Mortar

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."