Brilliant Brick-builder Gifts

All three little pigs played hockey, but only the pig with the hockey stick made of brick made it to the NHL.

"Werewolves of London..."

Gracie's baby toys.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Children's Imagination

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Brick and Mortar

LEGO profits.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'