Brick Building Enthusiast Gifts

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Building Blocks.

Toys and environmental pollution

Three little pigs-mortgage.

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Church Restoration Fund.

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

LEGO profits.

Brick and Mortar

Clear construction agreements are important.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Bricklayer

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Travel Agent - Building not finished

"First and foremost, I feel that architecture should make a statement."

Irish Bricklayer

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Library built out of books.'

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

I.M. sPEIder

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'