Brick Enthusiasts Gifts

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Lego Haircut

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Woman throwing giant pot.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Church Restoration Fund.

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Brick and Mortar

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Artisanal Pottery

Two men in urns holding hands

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

Bricklayer

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Where is global warming when you want it?

Irish Bricklayer