Brickwork Admirer Gifts

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

'Termites!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Bricklayer

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

"Sit."

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Travel Agent - Building not finished

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Irish Bricklayer

Faberge Chicken

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'