Bricklayer Admirer Gifts

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

The famous Walled-off salad.

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Brick and Mortar

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

Goalie Wall.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'