Bricklayer-in-training Gifts

'Management is fully aware of the problems staff have affording property at the moment.'

"Werewolves of London..."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Home maintenance

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

LEGO profits.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Goalie Wall.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Builders bum

Bricklayer