Bricklayer Buddy Gifts

"As impressed as we are by your masonry skills, sir, I'm afraid that's no guarantee of a mortgage these days."

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

The famous Walled-off salad.

LEGO profits.

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Brick and Mortar

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!