Brick Buddies Gifts

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Brick Salesman

Animal Band.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Church Restoration Fund.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Brick and Mortar

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Bricklayer

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Where is global warming when you want it?

Travel Agent - Building not finished

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

'We exposed the bricks.'

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"The exposed brick wall is the perfect place to bang your head after a long day at the office."