Brick Buddies T-Shirts

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

'Hole in one!!!!'

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brick Salesman

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Animal Band.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Church Restoration Fund.

'It's a self-build.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Brick and Mortar

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Bricklayer

"I didn't have much of a life before Corky, so he was a rescue."

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Where is global warming when you want it?

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Brick House Builders. Wolf Says: 'I understand you need a general contractor...'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Hmmm...I think I know what he's saying here. Sometimes we manage to break through the walls that hold us back, only to find...another wall! Yes! I get it!'

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of contracting are the hardest.'

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"I love the exposed brick."

'We exposed the bricks.'