Bread Buddies T-Shirts

"This one is designed for those morning types that like to pop out of bed."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Doughboy Dad

Baking

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Cookery Lesson.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

I bake my own bread.

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.