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"This one is designed for those morning types that like to pop out of bed."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Doughboy Dad

Baking

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Have you got your make up on yet?

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Cookery Lesson.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Early Morning Roll Call.