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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

'I like making pastry, it gets your hands clean!'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Cookery Lesson.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Now how did she know?"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

A Bun in the Oven.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

Baker

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

Fruitcake