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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

'I like making pastry, it gets your hands clean!'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

Cookery Lesson.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Now how did she know?"

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

A Bun in the Oven.

Baker

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Fruitcake

Bakery - say it with flour.

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."