Brick Aficionado Gifts

Bricks 'n' mortar

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Lego Haircut

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Brick Salesman

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Church Restoration Fund.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Brick and Mortar

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Knight Vision

Pressing Problem

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Bricklayer

Poetry Knight

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."