Brick Aficionado Pillows

Bricks 'n' mortar

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Lego Haircut

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Brick Salesman

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Church Restoration Fund.

Brick and Mortar

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Knight Vision

Pressing Problem

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Bricklayer

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Ming, Ch'ing and Mao Vases.

"He's always on message."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Irish Bricklayer

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor