Brickwork Admirer Pillows

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'Termites!'

'Not MORE flippin' crockery!'

'Where would you like your Banksy, love?'

Bricklayer

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Irish Bricklayer

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Faberge Chicken

"Sit."

Travel Agent - Building not finished

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

I thought I was irrelevant.

'The way things are going in the building trade we are never going to be part of a demolition project in our life time.'

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'