Brick Banter Enthusiast Pillows

Real speech bubble.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Lego Haircut

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Church Restoration Fund.

Brick and Mortar

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

The Art of Bantering!

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"