Brick Banter Enthusiast Gifts

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'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Lego Haircut

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Bartender...There's soap in my beer glass!' - Man farting bubbles.

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Meanwhile in Dogtown... Put your tongue back in your mouth. And pull up your pants. That’s not what your mom said last night."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

Church Restoration Fund.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Brick and Mortar

You look lovely tonight. It's a good think the coat-check girl let me check my thought balloons. !!

'I think she just whispered those three little words in his ear - Time,Gentlemen,Please!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

The Art of Bantering!