Bricklaying Gifts

'Hank, can I level with you'

Home maintenance

Building Problem

'Do you know what doesn't get the publicity they deserve? Plumbobs.'

Workman eating lunch sees that the wall is not level.

"The cat was there."

Bricklayer Gets Rubber Check

Builder adjusting a wall.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

The famous Walled-off salad.

"I've heard of sleepwalking but sleep bricklaying?"

"Werewolves of London..."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Goalie Wall.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Bricklayers in goal.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!