Brickmaking Gifts

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

'It's a self-build.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Brick and Mortar

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

LEGO profits.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!