Brickmaster Gifts

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

'It's a self-build.'

Brickie's Mate

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Werewolves of London..."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

The famous Walled-off salad.

LEGO profits.

Brick and Mortar

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"