Brick Master Gifts

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'To date, our building fund has received one donation: a Lego set from our Sunday School.'

"Werewolves of London..."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

'It's a self-build.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

Brick and Mortar

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

LEGO profits.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.