Brick Master Mugs

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Werewolves of London..."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

Brick and Mortar

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Bricklayers in goal.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'