Brick Builder Mugs

'Ark, Noah - not arc!'

'Really? You're encouraging him to do manual labor?'

LEGO profits.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

There goes Mister "Ooo, look at me, I build my portfolio out of bricks"

Toys and environmental pollution

"Werewolves of London..."

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Lego Haircut

"I'm still pre-literate."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Extra innings.

Brick Salesman

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

We have a dream....

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

Brickie's Mate

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'