Block Builder Mugs

"I've just discovered the universe is built from trillions and trillions of lego blocks!"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"Look Darling, her first word!" (Baby has spelled out Schadenfreud).

Lego Haircut

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

"I'm still pre-literate."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Alphabet Block Pyramid

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'How many times do I have to tell you kids? When you've finished playing with your grandad tidy him away!'

"Son, I'm afraid your mum and I prefer your imaginary friend, to you."

Building Blocks Spell AK47.

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'...I just get nervous about opening up and talking about it.'

Extra innings.

'Do it again.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"My parents have started spelling words around me, but they don't spell them right!"

The alphabet blocks are great for teaching him how to text!

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'