Brick Mason Mugs

Almar came to the United States to find work. Almar is a brick mason. He works hard and is very productive.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Last Chance for Everything.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

Home maintenance

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"