Brick Mason Mugs

Almar came to the United States to find work. Almar is a brick mason. He works hard and is very productive.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Last Chance for Everything.

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

'It's a self-build.'

"Well, that's the scaffolding up...We'll be back next week to start building..."

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

LEGO profits.

The famous Walled-off salad.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."