Bricklayer Buff Pillows

Goalie Wall.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

The famous Walled-off salad.

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

A bricklayer building a tree

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"

Builders bum

Big Berts Brickmaking Academy

Bricklayer

Where is global warming when you want it?

Irish Bricklayer

"The cat was there."