Bricklaying Buff Pillows

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brick Salesman

I want to hold your hand

Brickie's Mate

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'The buildings are merging.'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

The famous Walled-off salad.

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

Bricklayers in goal.