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"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

I want to hold your hand

Brick Salesman

Brickie's Mate

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Who Let the Dawg In?

'The buildings are merging.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Home maintenance

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

The famous Walled-off salad.

A bricklayer building a tree

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.