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"Can you at least pass me the bucket, Val?"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

French horn.

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Showing gardening tools to a tower block.

'The buildings are merging.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

Vincent Van Goth.

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Did you have any problems at the design stage?"

Arturo Sandoval

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

I need a 10 foot board. That's 70 feet in dog feet.

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

Goalie Wall.

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'Remind me to tell the crane driver to bring a flask tomorrow.'

Bricklayer

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Building getting a new coat fitted