Brickwork Aficionado T-Shirts

'Nice tree Clive.'

Drawing Bricks

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Toys and environmental pollution

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Brick Salesman

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Brickie's Mate

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

LEGO profits.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

The famous Walled-off salad.

A bricklayer building a tree

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Brick and Mortar

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'