Brickwork Aficionado T-Shirts

'Nice tree Clive.'

Drawing Bricks

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

A bricklayer building a tree

Brick and Mortar

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

The famous Walled-off salad.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'So that's what it's for Ethel. It's somewhere to put their spirit level

"Is this your first bricklaying job, Kevin...?"