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Irish Bricklayer

"Werewolves of London..."

Lego Haircut

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Toys and environmental pollution

Brickie's Mate

Brick Salesman

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Church Restoration Fund.

Home maintenance

Brick and Mortar

The famous Walled-off salad.

A bricklayer building a tree

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

LEGO profits.

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"It's about time you finished the wall, Herbet...that's your problem, you never finish anything you start!"

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

Bricklayers in goal.

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!